C30 What a Talent
C30 What a Talent
"Bro, I can't even write my own essay." Zhang Xiaopang had a bitter expression on his face.
"Sigh, looks like I still have to rely on myself." Xiao Ge thought for a while, then he rolled his eyes and suddenly had an idea. He quickly took out the English book and rummaged through it. Finally, he found a sentence. Then, he started to copy it.
Five minutes later.
Xiao Ge raised his hand. "Teacher, I'm done."
Dozens of pairs of eyes looked at Xiao Ge in surprise. Could this guy be a genius in English? But according to the legends, didn't this guy score zero in the college entrance exam?
Su Yunman was also a little surprised. She took the initiative to walk down from the podium and came in front of Xiao Ge. "Let me take a look."
Xiao Ge handed in his essay. Su Yunman only took one look and immediately her face was filled with black lines. When she carefully looked at the content, her beautiful eyes were spitting fire.
"Pa!" Su Yunman directly slammed Xiao Ge's book on the table, "Rewrite!"
Xiao Ge was depressed. He felt that he had written quite well.
Three minutes later.
Xiao Ge raised his hand again. "Teacher Su, I've finished writing."
Su Yunman's face darkened. She walked in front of Xiao Ge again and took his book. She glanced at it and her pretty face instantly turned red.
She took a deep breath and pointed at Xiao Ge. "Get out. You don't have to come to my class anymore!"
"Thank you, teacher. Goodbye, teacher." Xiao Ge got up obediently and walked out of the classroom.
Su Yunman fiercely threw Xiao Ge's book on the table and strode out of the classroom. Obviously, this time, she was angry again.
"What essay did this brother write?" Zhang Xiaopang muttered to himself and took the book over. When he saw it, he was immediately impressed. "A talent. Xiao Ge is a f * cking talent!"
"Hey, Zhang Xiaopang, what did Xiao Ge write?" When the teacher was not around, the others also curiously asked.
"Let me take a picture first and send it online. It will definitely be popular!" Zhang Xiaopang took out his phone to take a picture. After taking the picture, he handed it to the person who had just asked, "Here, take a look for yourself."
When the person saw it, he immediately sighed, "Damn, this guy really knows how to think about it."
"Let me take a look!"
... "I want to see it too!"
...
Xiao Ge's homework book quickly started to spread in the classroom. Zhang Xiaopang also took his phone and went online. He uploaded the photos he had taken to the forum. The title was: "Two essays from the English teacher that angered him to death."
Half an hour later.
In another classroom in Ningcheng University.
Just as the bell rang for the end of the class, Zhang Ni immediately pulled Qin Feiya and handed her phone to Qin Feiya, "Hey, look at this!"
"You want to anger the English teacher's two essays to death?" After Qin Feiya finished reading the first essay, she muttered, "If I were the English teacher, I would also be angered to death. This is not an English essay, it is almost all Chinese!"
This essay was indeed almost entirely in Mandarin, with only the first two sentences being English. This was a conversation between a teacher and a student, and the first sentence of the student was: "Teacher, do you know Mandarin?"
Then the teacher replied: "Yes."
Other than the first two sentences being English, the rest became Mandarin dialogues.
"Teacher, do you have a boyfriend?"
"No."
"Teacher, if I were to be your boyfriend, could I skip English classes in the future?"
"Yes."
...
There were still a lot of questions after that. They were all random questions, and even the teacher's three measurements were among them. In Qin Feiya's opinion, it would not be a problem to anger the English teacher to death with this essay.
"That's why your husband is very talented!" Zhang Ni snickered, "But did you see that? Your husband seems to have ill intentions towards Teacher Beauty!"
"What? That bastard Xiao Ge wrote this?" Qin Feiya was stunned.
"That's right. You can continue to read the second chapter. It was also written by your husband." Zhang Ni giggled, "I have to say, your husband is really a hooligan. No wonder he is called a hooligan."
Qin Feiya continued to read. The second essay was pure English and had very little content. There were only six sentences in total.
"HI!"
"HI!!"
"I'm Lou You."
"I'm here! I'm here!"
"F * ck you!"
" F * ck me! "
After reading the essay, Qin Feiya immediately scolded, "Bah, Xiao Ge this bastard, he is really a hooligan. I am determined to break off the engagement with him!"
"Hey, why don't you let your mother take a look at this essay?" Zhang Ni suggested.
"I think it's probably useless. Yesterday, I showed my mother the intimate photo of him and the policewoman. It's fine if my mother doesn't agree to the annulment of the engagement. She even told me to keep a close eye on that bastard. She said that she shouldn't let anyone else snatch it away. " Qin Feiya was a little discouraged, "I don't think there's anything to snatch from that guy. He's not handsome. He's also very hooligan. Most importantly, he's especially detestable!"
"Actually, I think Xiao Ge is pretty good!" Zhang Ni giggled. "Why don't you give him to me?"
"If you like him, you can chase him yourself." Qin Feiya rolled her eyes at Zhang Ni before lying down on the table and starting to sulk.
Ningcheng Police Station.
Director's office.
Xiao Jie sat by the table and looked at the man in his fifties across from her. She looked a little nervous.
This man had a square face and gave off a dignified feeling. He was none other than the number one figure in the Ningcheng Police Station, the director, Ren Zhengjie.
Xiao Jie had just officially started working at the municipal bureau three months ago. During these three months, Ren Zhengjie had been taking good care of her. However, Xiao Jie had a feeling that Ren Zhengjie's care for her was not as simple as it seemed on the surface.
Therefore, at this moment, Xiao Jie was not only nervous but also on guard.
"Xiao Jie, I have something to tell you. As for you, don't be agitated." Ren Zhengjie finally spoke. His tone was quite gentle. "That Zuo Xiaolong, also known as Feilong, hmm, we still can't sue him. There's not enough evidence, and he wants to sue you instead. Oh right, you have a sworn brother, right? Feilong wants to sue him. Anyway, now that we let him go, he promised not to pursue you..."
"Chief, but he really attacked the police, and he even wanted to kill me!" Xiao Jie was a little angry.
"Xiao Jie, I know you are telling the truth, but you can't find any other witnesses other than your brother. There is nothing you can do about it." Ren Zhengjie was a little helpless. "But don't worry. There will be chances in the future."
"Got it, Chief." Xiao Jie looked listless. She was not too disappointed, because she knew it might be like this before.
"It's fine. You can go out to work." Ren Zhengjie said again.
"Yes, Chief." Xiao Jie got up and walked out of the office.
The phone suddenly rang. Xiao Jie took out her phone and looked at it. It was an unfamiliar number.