C199 More Lice than Bite
C199 More Lice than Bite
The eunuch vividly relayed the words of the emperor.
Of course, it also included his anger.
Xiao Yun looked at his performance and could not help but laugh loudly.
The main point was that the eunuch's imitation was too similar!
He was afraid that if he changed into another outfit and looked from afar, he would really think that His Majesty was standing there.
"What are you laughing at? "
The eunuch's face turned red from Xiao Yun's laughter, as if he had turned white. He asked in a deep voice.
Xiao Yun said, "Alright, don't speak as if you don't know that this Heavenly Prison is filled with filth. It's just that he doesn't want to be taught a lesson and thinks that this will increase the prestige of the Heavenly Prison. The others also don't dare to interfere in this matter on behalf of His Majesty. Of course. I'm different. Since His Majesty has done something wrong... I'll just go and correct him. There's nothing wrong with that."
"Nothing wrong?! Do you know what you're saying? Correcting His Majesty? His Majesty will never be wrong, never wrong. The only one who will be wrong is you!"
Xiao Yun shrugged." That was announced to the public. I did not say that I wanted to publicize this matter. I was just quietly correcting his mistake. This way, he will truly be right forever! He will not find a scapegoat when something happens. People in this generation are stupid, but do you think history is stupid? Can't the future people understand? He wanted to leave his name in the annals of history, and his name would be passed down through the ages. There would always be someone helping him do something big behind his back. The best would be those guys who don't care about their reputation at all, such as me."
Xiao Yun seemed very proud.
The big eunuch's eyes twitched a few times, and he said, "Do you still not understand how big of a mistake you have committed?"
"How could you not know? It's just a huge mistake."
"You still know? ! This time, even this old servant is unable to protect you!"
Xiao Yun said with a smile, "Oh? Then what do you plan to do? "
The eunuch gritted his teeth and suddenly smiled. He sighed and said, "What else can I do? The outside has already arranged the fastest carriage in the capital for you. This old servant has also arranged things at the city gates. You will be leaving the city for six hours. There will be no pursuers. With your intelligence and wisdom... This is enough, enough for you to run to other countries. This old servant knows that you have some dealings with the merchants of Sun Moon Country. Why not go there and make a living? It's great that you can live your life in seclusion. "
Xiao Yun was stunned.
He did not expect the eunuch to make such an arrangement for him.
So he asked again, "What about you? Run with me?"
The eunuch laughed bitterly, "This old servant's arms and legs are old, how far can I escape? I will drag you down when I arrive. Furthermore, this old servant is His Majesty's servant. Naturally, I have to return to His Majesty's side."
"He will kill you."
" This old servant has lived to such an old age. It can be considered a happy birthday. "
The corner of Xiao Yun's eyes twitched.
He had also never thought that the eunuch would do such a thing. For his sake, he didn't even want his own life.
"Why?"
Xiao Yun asked in puzzlement. He could not understand.
The eunuch sighed and said, "Others are doing it for the country and the people, but you are different. You are benefiting the country and the people. Not only this generation, but for the next hundred or thousand years, all the people in this world owe you."
Xiao Yun touched his nose and felt a little awkward.
Then he shook his head and said, "Let's not talk about this. It is impossible to escape. I did not do anything too overboard."
"Ah?"
The eunuch felt that what he said just now was all in vain. Why did this matter come back to the way it was?
Xiao Yun said, "Grand eunuch, you said that I killed so many prison soldiers. Of course, including this prison, it seems to be a big deal. But compared to Zhao Wuji, who urged the entire Imperial Court to kill me, which one of these is bigger? "
"This..."
The eunuch was stunned. After a while, he smiled bitterly and said, "It seems... similar."
Xiao Yun shrugged and said, "So it is very strange. Why are you not worried about me when it comes to Zhao Wuji? Why are you worried about me when it comes to this matter? Is it because His Majesty is furious? "
The eunuch anxiously said, "Of course it's like this! Look, don't you know very clearly? "
Xiao Yun smiled and said, "Actually, I did this because I was in a very bad mood at that time. Secondly, their actions were too despicable, exceeding the 'human' speed. Thirdly, it's the most important thing, I need... Sigh, I originally could not tell you about this... But now, I want to say, to put it bluntly, something big is going to happen in the future. It's a very big thing, something that even His Majesty will be troubled over. This matter will only allow him to ask for my opinion. I must give him a bargaining chip. Otherwise... I don't even know what kind of reward I should ask for. "
The eunuch was once again stunned by Xiao Yun's words.
The eunuch realized that it was difficult for him to calm down in front of him, and he also couldn't figure out what he wanted to do.
It was as if Xiao Yun had already played a game of chess. Anyone who was not his opponent wanted to participate. It was as if they had mistakenly entered a game of chess. They did not even know what the chessboard looked like. They could only casually place a piece on it like a blind man...
The most frustrating thing was that this meaningless piece was already done by that person with all his might!
The eunuch helplessly shook his head and said, "Since that's the case, this old servant will go back first. However, this old servant does not know how to tell His Majesty, was it hit or not?"
Xiao Yun spread out his hands and said, "The reason why the eunuch is still able to stay by His Majesty's side until now is not because of his intelligence and intelligence. It is also not because his ancestors were protected. It is because you never lie to him! This is your bargaining chip. Don't use it at such an unimportant time. "
The eunuch's eyes twitched.
That's right.
He had never lied to His Majesty, which meant... If he told a lie, His Majesty would believe him!
This was an opportunity, an opportunity that could even reverse the universe, but it could only be used once.
The eunuch sighed, turned around, and returned to His Majesty's side. He told him about Xiao Yun's condition in the prison, and also repeated Xiao Yun's words. Of course, it was only a part of it.
His Majesty was so angry that he did not know what to say.
Two meaningless syllables came out of his mouth, then he flew into a rage and said, "Is he crazy? "
Then he suddenly asked curiously: "Didn't you ask how he did it? He was alone in the Imperial Prison, but he killed Si Yu. With just a single person, no one in the Imperial Prison dared to raise their heads. Those vicious criminals are actually all obediently staying inside... How did he do it?"
The eunuch said, "Young Master Xiao seems to have some martial arts skills."
"Martial arts? the eunuch asked. The martial arts skills in the Pugilistic World?"
His Majesty was puzzled.
The eunuch said, "Yes, but not entirely. This old servant has been to the real world. In a narrow environment, he faced dozens of jailers face to face. He did not take a step back, nor did he suffer any injuries! Even the bloodstains on his body were very little. This old servant had also seen some martial arts heroes. There were also a few people who were once famous in the martial arts world among the guards. However, I've never heard of anyone who could do this."
His Majesty frowned and said, "Do you mean that Xiao Yun is also a martial arts expert? When did a playboy like him practice martial arts? "
The eunuch shook his head and said, "This old servant does not know, but this old servant has investigated this time. I heard that Young Master Xiao can break the corner of the sandalwood table with his bare hands and knead it into wood shavings through the gaps of his fingers. His palm is not injured at all."
His Majesty was stunned for a moment, then he lowered his head to look at the armrest of his chair. He used his strength to slap it twice. There was a loud bang and even the vibration was not received.
This armrest was also made of sandalwood.
"Could it be that this fellow is also born with godly power?"
His Majesty muttered and then said, "So you didn't punish him and just followed his instructions and ran back with your tail between your legs?"
The eunuch smiled bitterly and said, "Your Majesty, what Young Master Xiao said is actually quite reasonable. Imperial Tutor Zhao was currently in the limelight, and the first thing he wanted to do was... If he wants to kill Young Master Xiao, all of the officials will give him face. Compared to Imperial Tutor Zhao, killing the prison guard was not a big deal. Even if the two crimes were the same, he was afraid that he would not bite. "
"Well..." The king slowly nodded and suddenly asked, "Are the prison guards in the Imperial Prison really that bad?"
The eunuch sighed: "Only even more."