Farming Boy With A Magic Ring

0Fatty Fann was really panicking now. There was only one person chasing after him, and he could still handle it. Now that there was another person chasing after him, he was immediately surrounded by danger.    0

    

But don't look at how fat he was, he did indeed have a unique life. After fleeing for a while, he found an opportunity. His fat body was actually as agile as a gecko. He followed the stone wall and climbed up to the roof of the stone house at a rapid speed.    

    

The two fellows who were chasing him, half human and half machine, were very funny. The two of them were really stupid. With one hand holding the machete, the other holding the stone wall, he climbed up. They climbed a step, but because of the machete in their right hand, they were unable to hold onto the stone wall. He fell to the ground with a thud.    

    

Fatty Fann, who had just climbed up to the roof, immediately laughed out loud. "Hey, hey, hey, did your boss not give you any training? If you're more than two meters tall, it's considered high altitude homework. The two of you should have tied a safety rope to climb. Also, before climbing, ask your boss if he bought insurance for you. Don't fall out after you fall. If no one pays for it, then the loss outweighs the gain."    

    

The two guys were so angry that they screamed. They started to clumsily get up again, but fell down again. Then they got up again and started to do it again.    

    

This cycle kept repeating. It made Fatty Fann, who was sitting on the roof and resting with his mouth wide open, laugh to death. "Look at the two of you. You are so f * cking stupid! That boss used the two of you, these two idiots. He must have had eight lifetimes of bad luck. F * ck, can't you just throw away the machete in your hands and climb up with both hands? They really are two big idiots, a pair of big idiots."    

    

After he said that, the man and woman were suddenly stunned, then... and then they actually threw away the machete in their hands and crawled up while moaning.    

    

"F * ck, f * ck! Look at my stinky mouth!" After a moment of shock, Fatty Fann wanted to give himself two big brackets.    

    

The stone room was five to six meters tall, and the short woman quickly climbed to more than half of it. Fatty Fann, who was on top of it, was extremely nervous. Suddenly, he had an idea and shouted in English. " Hey, you stupid woman, your machete is still down there. What are you doing up there? Do you want to have some fun with me? Even if you want to, you have to wait until your husband is not around. Why don't you go down and pick up your machete?"    

    

The woman was stunned. She looked at her hands in a daze and realized that she really didn't bring a machete with her. She was instantly dumbfounded.    

    

"Is that so? I didn't lie to you, right? Why don't you jump down and climb up with your machete! " Fatty Fann tried to hold back his laughter and reminded him.    

    

With a splash, the woman jumped down. However, the man didn't jump. He continued to climb up.    

    

"Hey, hey, your wife already jumped down. Why are you still climbing up? You left such a beautiful woman down there. Aren't you afraid that your accomplices will take the opportunity to put a green hat on you?"    

    

"Let me tell you, nowadays, the ones you're guarding against are your best friends. You might be working outside or filming a scene or something, but your wife and your good friend will give you a grassland hat. F * ck, you really f * cking climbed up? "    

    

Seeing this fellow climb up without caring about anything, Fatty Fann instantly became nervous. While retreating to the corner of the roof, he continued to deceive others. "Look at you. Why are you climbing up without any weapons? Why aren't you jumping down quickly... F * ck, there's such a thing? " Instantly, his mouth opened wide.    

    

It turned out that when he saw the man climb up to the roof, he reached out and caught the broad saber that the woman had thrown up.    

    

"Iwah Iwah..." The man raised the large saber and smiled proudly at Fatty Fann.    

    

"Laugh your sister! Laugh your head off! What's so funny about that? What's there to be proud of? Are you a human or a machine? Ang? A guy who is neither a human nor a ghost, you still have the face to smile? If I were you, I would have f * cking obeyed..." Before he could finish his words, the other party had already charged forward with a machete in his hand.    

    

Fatty Fann was so scared that he screamed and ran around the roof. The half-man and half-machine guy behind him kept swinging his machete and chasing after him.    

    

The roof area was too small. Fatty Fann was caught up in a short while. The guy saw the half-human and half-machine big blade coming down fiercely, and he shouted, Aiya, I'm dead!    

    

With a splash, he fell to the ground with his face facing up.    

    

The half-man and half-machine guy was stunned. The half-machine cleaver suddenly stopped. He looked at his machete with some doubt, then looked at the uninjured Fatty Fann. He had a confused look on his face. It seemed like he was saying, I haven't cut you yet. Why are you dead?    

    

In order to confirm whether Fatty Fann was dead or not, this half-human and half-machine guy lowered his head and pressed his face against his face to check.    

    

Of course, Fatty Fann did not close his eyes completely. He saw the other party bend down to check him. The dagger in his hand suddenly stabbed upwards from the bottom of the man's heart. Fatty is very smart. Use something to block your heart. That man will stab you from below, see if I can stab you to death!    

    

Not to mention, he really got it right.    

    

With a poof, that half human and half machine guy's body trembled, and then he fell down with a plop.    

    

"Hahaha! I told you to chase after Fatty Master non-stop!" Fatty Fann was extremely happy. He got up and stretched out his head to take a look. That woman was still wondering whether he should climb up with a knife or climb up with empty hands.    

    

Fatty Fann stood on the edge of the roof, his hands on his hips as he raised his fat belly and shouted loudly. “ Hey, that b * tch, don't even think about climbing up. Your damn husband has already paid his respects, why are you still climbing up? Do you really want to be like Fatty Master? You, Fatty Master, don't have such a heavy taste. Here you go!" With a plop, the man's corpse was flipped over.    

    

"Ewoo! Yi Wu!" The woman let out an angry ghost cry and didn't use her machete anymore, she directly climbed up.    

    

"F * ck me, f * ck me, this is showing off!" Looking at the woman who was desperately trying to climb up, Fatty Fann was so scared that he stomped his feet. He suddenly found Han Bing, who was not far away, waving a machete that she had picked up from the ground. She cut off the limbs of the half-man-half-machine guy and turned him into a human stick.    

    

However, what terrified people was that even if he had become a human stick, he would still be able to cut off the limbs of the half-machine guy. That guy was still struggling on the ground as he bit towards Han Bing. Han Bing was extremely furious. With one slash, she directly chopped off the other party's head. Only the middle part of the body was still squirming on the ground, even though it was very disgusting. There was no longer any danger.    

    

Fatty Fann's eyes lit up. That's right, why don't I copy her style of chopping!    

    

Thinking of this, the fat guy immediately picked up the machete not far away. He ran over a few steps and shouted at the girl who was about to climb up. " Damn it, I told you not to come up, but you insisted on coming up. If you want a man, don't look for me, Fatty Master. If you want to look for him, you should look for Xiaochen Chen! Fuck you, you're still crawling! You can't blame Fatty Master for being ruthless! Look at the blade!" With a swoosh, the blade swept over.    

    

However, he did not know that the woman's head had long been replaced by a machine head. With a bang, the woman was completely fine. She only shook her body for a moment before climbing up with a swoosh.