C188 Mutual Teasing
C188 Mutual Teasing
"Scram to the side." Wu Tian kicked the brat off the bed.
Jiang Wan got up from the ground, patted off the dust on his butt and complained, "How can you treat your Eldest Uncle like this? Be careful, my sister wants you to kneel down."
"Stop talking already. Do you believe that I'll hit you?" Wu Tian picked up his slippers and was about to attack.
Jiang Wan was so scared that his body shrunk and he quickly hid behind Sunn Xiaohao, "Tian, don't do it. It's a pity if you break a pair of slippers, it's more than ten yuan!"
"It's all thanks to your speed." Wu Tian threw away his slippers and took the initiative to change the subject. "How's your internship at the company recently?"
"Not bad. The company's atmosphere is very good. The colleagues are all very aggressive. It's just that the number of female colleagues is a bit low." Jiang Wan brought up the topic of conversation with the woman once again.
A few men were chatting about women.
"Why are you always thinking about women these days?" Wu Tian rubbed his chin and looked at Jiang Wan with an evil smile.
Look at you, there are so many beauties around you. Look at us, we don't even have a single woman.
"I'm telling you, there's no use in thinking about it." Wu Tian changed into a comfortable position and fell on the bed. He said to the two of them, "As long as you become strong enough, no need to think about it, women will obediently come and find you."
"I agree with that." Sunn Xiaohao, who was at the side, could not help but blurt out, "Tian is an example. Look at him now, he's so outstanding that even the school beauties surround him."
"Why did you bring up this topic again?"
"Who told you to be so liked by women." Jiang Wan added, "Tian, you have so many women around you, how about you introduce a few to us?"
"Alright, I'll introduce Auntie Wang and Auntie Li to you another day."
Jiang Wan coughed a few times and almost choked to death on his saliva.
After coughing for a long time, he couldn't help but complain, "Tian, that's too much. Introduce the old auntie to us, leave the pretty girls to you."
"What's wrong with Auntie, they know everything, they don't even need you to teach them."
"Auntie is so kind, you should keep it for yourself!"
Wu Tian grinned and said seriously: "Didn't we meet a girl in a short skirt on the street before? You told me to get her phone number."
"We were joking with you, and then we took the opportunity to sneak back in and prepare a birthday surprise for you!" At the mention of this, Jiang Wan and Sunn Xiaohao couldn't help laughing out loud.
They were just speaking casually, they didn't expect Wu Tian to actually ask for a phone number.
They could not help laughing to themselves as they recalled the scene of him being rejected by the girl.
"Here!"
Wu Tian took out a piece of paper from his pocket and handed it over, "That girl's name is Yueyue, this is her phone number."
"Did you really get her number?" Sunn Xiaohao and Jiang Wan were both extremely shocked.
They clearly saw that the girl rejected Wu Tian, so she turned around and left. As for what happened after that, they didn't even look at it.
However, they didn't expect Wu Tian to get a call under that kind of situation. This was too f * cking amazing.
"After I found the phone number, I was even pestered by that girl. Later on, I said that I had a girlfriend, so I was able to get rid of the pestering." Wu Tian said with a proud smile.
Sunn Xiaohao and Jiang Wan's exclamations were even more exaggerated. They never thought that Wu Tian could easily move that girl. It really made them jealous and envious.
The two of them moved their heads closer and questioned curiously, "Tell us quickly, how did you manage to get rid of that girl?"
"I gave the girl a lecture on finance."
"That works too?"
"As long as you put your heart into it, you can do it." After saying that, Wu Tian waved the slip of paper in his hand, "Do you want the phone number or not?"
"I want it!" Sunn Xiaohao snatched the note with a single step.
"This is mine." Jiang Wan did not show any weakness and rushed forward to snatch it.
Just like this, Sun and Jiang started tearing up phone numbers for a girl, neither of them wanting to retreat.
In the end, the slip of paper was torn to shreds by the two as they fought over it. Neither of them managed to obtain a phone number.
Jiang Wan couldn't help but shamelessly suggest to Wu Tian, "Tian, the phone number is torn apart. Can you help me get another one another another another day?"
Wu Tian cursed and pointed at his face, "Do you think my face is made around the corner of the wall? "Is it that thick?"
"Don't, don't. Look at how anxious you are." Jiang Wan jumped out of bed and looked over at Sunn Xiaohao. "Xiaohao, it's Tian's birthday. What do you think we should do for his birthday next?"
"Of course we're going out for a drink."
"What a great 'never go home' until you're drunk." Jiang Wan snapped his fingers and turned to look at Wu Tian. "Tian, let's go out and drink to help you celebrate your birthday."
"Come, let's go drink." Wu Tian naturally couldn't reject the interest of his two good brothers. He turned around and jumped up.
After the three of them washed up, they changed into clean clothes and left the dormitory.
They found a roadside stall not far from the school, ordered several dozen meat skewers, and started drinking and chatting.
Their conversation revolved around passing girls, and the three of them were still commenting about the women on the street.
"Xiaohao, look at that girl." Seeing the beautiful girl pass by, Jiang Wan's eyes glowed with a green light. "Her face is especially pretty. Her big eyes are watery and her skin is even more smooth than jade. Especially those two legs, slender and fair …"
"She is." Sunn Xiaohao nodded in agreement, "This is the prettiest girl we saw tonight."
"Looking at this girl, I feel like I'm in love."
"I think I've seen this girl somewhere before. She should be from our school." Sunn Xiaohao felt that it was familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it before.
"Tian, stop eating for now." Jiang Wan snatched the kebabs from Wu Tian's hands and asked with a smile, "Can you get that girl's number?"
"I can't do it."
Wu Tian refused decisively and continued eating without raising his head.
He had been fooled by these two brats before, so he definitely wouldn't fall for them again.
"Look, that girl is really pretty." Seeing that the girl was getting closer and closer, Jiang Wan said excitedly, "That's not right, she seems to be walking towards us. Tian, don't just keep eating, take a look!"
"You two."
Wu Tian was unhappy. He slammed his wine cup on the table and complained, "You're saying that you want to accompany me for my birthday. Actually, you just ran out to see a beauty."
"Since a beauty is coming, shouldn't I do something?" Jiang Wan didn't listen to Wu Tian at all as he busied himself with arranging his hair.
Sunn Xiaohao sat up straight and looked a little nervous instead.
He had never seen the two of them pass by like this. Did they really come here for some peerless beauty?
Wu Tian couldn't help but be curious. He slowly turned his head and saw a familiar girl walking towards him.
The girl was wearing a short skirt and was extremely beautiful. Her two tender legs were especially pleasing to the eyes.