The Legend of the Kyubi

3"I still can't believe you're going to trust that bastard" - Anko said as she looked at her husband.     3

The two were currently alone in the ten-tailed Kitsune's office, and although she was thinking of doing something more fun, the news of Orochimaru's possible return had killed all spirits for giving her son a little brother.     

"I thought you didn't hate him anymore," Kurama replied as he shook his head.     

"I don't hate him, but I'm not comfortable with the idea of that bastard making his comeback, more so with the endless possibilities he can get in this new dimension" - Anko replied as she folded her arms.     

"Relax, I don't plan on giving him chakra, and in case he miraculously manages to get it, Kaguya can snatch it from him without much trouble" - Kurama replied while shaking his head - "As for him as a Yokai getting out of control, that's less likely, after all, Yokai have a boundary they can't break"     

"And what will you do if he tries to steal the body of one of our children?" - Anko asked with a frown - "You know very well that he might try."     

"If he's stupid enough to not accept my kindness, I guess I'm going to have to remind him how it feels to die again" - Kurama replied coldly.     

"Hearing you say you're going to kill Orochimaru, it's making me super horny" - Anko murmured as she seductively approached her husband - "How about we give it another try?"     

* * * * *     

Two days flew by, and by now all the women of the Uzumaki clan, minus the guests from another dimension, were gathered together watching Ino and Kurama start to work on Tayuya's mind.     

"Two days went by faster than I thought, though in this place it's not like I can count the passage of time well" - Orochimaru said as he looked at the ten-tailed Kitsune - "I see you're already thinking of countermeasures for my reappearance in the world of the living."     

"We both know this was going to happen, so you don't need to show so much surprise" - replied Kurama calmly.     

"True, I didn't expect to get out of here without a leash" - Orochimaru said sarcastically, though he quickly returned to normal - "Anyway, we'd better get started, after all, the faster we end this idiot's situation, the sooner I can get out of here"     

"I see you're excited" - Kurama snorted as he watched Tayuya continue to absorb the dark mist.     

"Of course, this new world has knowledge I didn't expect to discover" - replied Orochimaru as he narrowed his eyes - "And with how long I can live, I guess I won't have any reason to do human experiments, unless that's what you want, Kurama-kun"     

Kurama didn't answer, he just shook his head before telling him that it's not necessary, at least for now.     

"Hmm, that's a pity, I mean, there are so many new creatures to investigate" - Orochimaru said while shaking his head - "Not even with traitors or those who oppose your rules?"     

"Do you want to live?" - Kurama asked neutrally.     

"You don't know how to appreciate a joke" - said Orochimaru calmly as he slowly closed his eyes - "Relax, I don't need further of my experiments now that I will be basically immortal, not to mention that the knowledge I seek now will not involve chakra."     

"Did you hear us?" - Kurama asked with a frown.     

"In the slightest, that's a pretty easy conclusion to come to" - replied Orochimaru as he narrowed his eyes and gave the Kitsune a small smile.     

"Exactly, I don't plan on giving you access to chakra" - Kurama said honestly - "And if by any chance you were to ever experiment or try to capture any of my offspring..."     

"Relax, I'm not so stupid as to tempt fate" - replied Orochimaru with a frown - "My goal was simply to gain all the knowledge in the world, my techniques and knowledge of chakra was only the means to reach this goal, although now it will not be necessary, even this facilitates my desires because human knowledge is much simpler to understand."     

Kurama nodded calmly as he saw how the mist had largely disappeared, leaving only a third remaining, possibly for one more session - "How long will it take her to assimilate this energy?"     

"I'd say a week at most" - Orochimaru replied calmly as he absorbed the residue of consciousness in order to stabilize his existence - "Now if you'll excuse me, I have some things to do."     

Kurama checked Tayuya's condition before exiting her consciousness.     

"Everything okay?" - Kushina asked as she watched her husband react.     

"Yes, though I have a question to ask you" - Kurama said as he gave his wife a neutral look.     

"Yes?" - Kushina smiled as she tilted her head to the side.     

"Why do I have my pants down?" - Kurama asked with a darkened face.     

"I have no idea" - Kushina replied with an innocent glare.     

Kurama looked around and noticed how all the girls were averting their eyes - "This has to be a joke..."     

* * * * *     

"Did something happen?" - Yoruichi asked as he looked at Kurama, who was surprisingly alone.     

"Yes, Tayuya suffered a small stress, and we had to help her" - answered Kurama while shaking his head.     

"And the others?" - Yoruichi asked as he looked around and noticed how there was no one around Kurama, in fact, the only Kitsune wives he had seen, were Tsunade, who had returned from her job as a medical teacher, Tsunami, who was training the new maidservants of the clan and Tayuya, who had a blank stare.     

"Let's just say they have a little time off" - Kurama answered while his eyebrow slightly trembled.     

Yoruichi decided not to probe further into the topic because it was obvious that Kurama was not in the mood.     

"Anyway, what do you need?" - Kurama asked as he raised an eyebrow.     

"I'd like to talk to you, if it's not too much of an inconvenience" - said Yoruichi.     

Kurama nodded calmly as he motioned for her to sit down.     

When he did, Yoruichi started to say everything that was inside her chest.     

Kurama was a bit confused because according to the purple haired woman's words, she and her clan sisters felt pushed aside, out of place because of Kurama's very passive attitude.     

"Wait a minute, you were the one who said to act only as the children's father, and that's what I've been doing" - Kurama said with a frown - "You can't blame me for doing something that you told me not to do."     

Yoruichi was silent before nodding. She was aware of this, but there was nothing she could do about it.     

Trying anything with this Kurama felt a little strange, and this was a feeling she and her dimension sisters shared.     

Kurama was being as civil and gentlemanly as possible, so to say that he was doing something wrong was not right.     

"I want you to be honest with me and tell me what it is you really want" - Kurama said as he tapped his desk impatiently. He wasn't doing this to embarrass the beautiful purple haired woman, rather, because he truly wanted to know what was going through her mind.     

No girl of Yoruichi's dimension had ever tried to engage him or his wives in serious conversation, that's why even though he could more or less deduce the situation, he couldn't make any moves.     

"Ok, I'll be honest, I feel confused" - sighed Yoruichi as she collapsed in the chair - "You are not my husband, and at the same time you are, it's so confusing, I don't know how to feel when you ignore us."     

Kurama remained silent, listening to the purple haired woman's words.     

"Every time I see you, I remember everything we've been through, but at the same time I struggle with the idea that you're not him" - Yoruichi growled while letting out a heavy sigh - "That's why I don't know what to do, I stay away out of respect for our beloved, however, it hurts me that you don't pay attention to me like one of your wives, it's unfair, we shouldn't be here!"     

Kurama tried to say something, when he felt something impact his forehead - "Ugh..."     

"Kurama!" - Yoruichi exclaimed as she saw Kurama go flying and fall to the ground. She quickly ran to his side and began to check his condition, though her expression changed when she saw a small red mark on his forehead - "What happened?"     

Yoruichi began to check the body of the unconscious silver-haired man, when she felt her body freeze. She slowly moved her hands around his body, as if she was trying to find something, though she quickly jumped up and stood up with a red face.     

"What am I doing?" - Yoruichi muttered as she bit her lip. Kurama had been attacked by something unknown, and she was running through his body while he was unconscious - "But... this is the only situation where I..."     

The purple haired woman quickly shook her head, after all, this wasn't fair to Kurama despite her instinct telling her to ignore it.