Cap 250: Clan of Comedians
Cap 250: Clan of Comedians
It was already morning and the two young men were getting up after their exciting night of love.
"Do we have anything to do today?" - Temari asked as she looked at the Uzumaki.
"Just go back to Uzu..." - replied Kurama as he shrugged - "I also have to continue Inari's training... Right, Inari!"
"Relax, I told my brothers to take care of him while we were doing it" - answered Temari with a smile - "Although it's a surprise that you forgot about your student... that's not so nice, Kurama-kun"
"Okay, I admit, I'm not the best teacher" - snorted Kurama, although inside he really felt bad about ignoring his only student - "I guess I'll have to make it up to him later..."
"At least you have the conscience to admit it... not like a certain Sensei who became Hokage" - said Temari as she burst out laughing.
Kurama raised an eyebrow in surprise because he did not expect those words from Temari.
"What? - Temari said as she rolled her eyes at the redhead - "We know very well about the wonderful qualities of Kakashi when he was Jonin Sensei"
"Uh... I think it's obvious that you would be so knowing as he is a village leader" - answered Kurama as he shrugged his shoulders - "In fact, I would be surprised if you couldn't find some embarrassing secrets about him"
"Oh, believe me we know a thing or two about Kakashi" - smiled Temari as she looked at the redhead - "But that's not important, not when it's just us"
Kurama nodded at the words of the blonde-haired girl.
* * * * *
Half an hour passed for Kurama and Temari to arrive at the meeting point where Kankuro and Inari were waiting for them.
"Hello, Inari" - said Kurama with a forced smile - "I'm sorry I left you behind..."
"Relax, I may be a little young, but I understand some things" - responded Inari with a smile. He really wasn't upset or anything like that because he knew his sensei couldn't be by his side all the time, especially when he had that huge family.
Kurama looked at Inari carefully, only to deny with his head that the boy was only a few years younger than him with his semi human body.
"I promise I will make it up to you somehow" - answered Kurama as he shook his head. He slowly shifted the focus of his gaze to Kankuro to thank him for taking care of his young pupil.
"You don't have to worry so much about such things" - answered Kankuro while looking at the redhead - "We are family, aren't we?"
"Right... we are family" - Kurama nodded as he looked at the boy from Suna, then looked at Temari who was with a big smile on her face - "Ok, I think it's time for us to go back"
"You're not going to leave without saying goodbye to me, are you Kurama-sama? - Pakura said as she walked alongside Maki.
"No, in fact, I was about to go to the embassy to tell you about our departure," replied Kurama as he shook his head. "Remember that you can activate that seal when you want to return to Uzu"
"I know, I promise I'll go in a week" - Pakura nodded as a small smile appeared on her lips.
"It was a pleasure to have met you, Kurama-sama..." - said Maki as she bowed gently.
"The feeling is mutual, Maki-san" - answered Kurama with a smile, and then looked back at the Kazekage's older brother - "Tell Gaara thank you very much for his hospitality"
"Ok, I'll tell him" - Kankuro nodded as he saw the redhead disappear in a red flash next to Temari and Inari - "Ok, that Jutsu is great... too bad I can't use it..."
"I think the same thing" - answered Maki with small jealousy because Hiraishin would make things much easier in her work.
* * * * *
"And then I went to see the temple of Arena!" - exclaimed Inari as he told his mother everything he had done during his stay in Suna.
"I see..." - nodded Tsunami with a smile - "And what else happened?"
"Then Kankuro guided me to one of the Suna Oasis... it was beautiful, Kaasan" - said Inari with emotion - "By the way, Kankuro is a funny guy, a pity he wears make-up, if it wasn't for that, he would be a popular guy with the girls"
Tsunami had a little laugh when he heard this because he could imagine what the boy looked like from the vivid description his son had given her.
"It was a pity that Sensei didn't join us because he had gone out with Temari-san" - added Inari as he shook his head.
"Oh... I see..." - said Tsunami because she could see where the conversation was heading, so she decided to do the wise thing and change the subject - "What else did you see in Suna?"
"Hmm... I also saw Shukaku" - responded Inari as he pondered.
"Shukaku?" - asked Tsunami with curiosity - "Who is he?"
"The one-tailed Bijuu" - responded Inari with emotion as he remembered the great Tanuki.
"!" - Tsunami opened her eyes in surprise when she heard this because she never thought that her son would know something so dangerous. Suddenly, a great worry invaded her interior as she listened to her son's words, only to release a sigh of relief when she heard that Kurama was there during that moment.
"I don't know why everyone was afraid of him when Shukaku is such a good guy," said Inari as he frowned.
"I guess it's because he did a lot of bad things in the past" - responded Tsunami while trying to calm down despite how difficult it was - "But I guess we can all change..."
"I guess..." - said Inari as he shook his head - "After that, Sensei and Temari-san returned the next morning, and from what could be seen, Temari-san seemed extremely happy..."
". . ." - Tsunami decided to ignore the latter and concentrate on thinking about what to do for dinner tonight.
"Are you listening to me, Kaasan?" - Inari asked with a scowl.
"Of course I am, honey" - smiled Tsunami, although her thoughts were elsewhere because she sincerely did not want to hear about the possible sexual encounters of the redhead.
"What are you talking about?" - asked Tazuna as he walked into the kitchen and saw how Inari seemed to be excited - "Did the shrimp finally get a girlfriend?
"NO!" - exclaimed Inari with embarrassment.
"Then? - asked Tazuna as he walked to where the kettle was, so he could pour himself some tea - "Hmm... It's not like alcohol, but it's not that bad..."
"Inari was telling me about what he saw in Suna during his little trip" - responded Tsunami with a smile.
"Oh? And tell me... Which are better constructions? Mine or those of those guys from Suna?" - asked Tazuna as he put his hand on his grandson's shoulder - "Just let me warn you, if you don't give me a satisfactory answer, I promise I will punish you, Inari..."
"Hmph! You can't do anything to me with my training" - snorted Inari with disdain.
"Oh, that's where you're wrong, shrimp" - said Tazuna while a huge smile appeared on his face - "I don't need to hurt you physically to punish you, I just have to shame you with all the girls you make contact with and my job will be done"
"No! Monster!" - exclaimed Inari in terror because even though he was not interested in the opposite sex at the moment, it did not mean that he would not be interested in the future.
"Never mess with your grandparents," said Tazuna as he proudly inflated his chest. "We know how to shame our grandchildren like no one else in the world.
". . ." - Inari could only fall to his knees while screaming in injustice, all before the eyes of Tsunami who could only let out a melodious laugh because she sincerely missed this kind of interaction between her family.
* * * * *
"I guess that makes you a real member of the Uzumaki clan," said Kushina as she looked at the happy Temari. "And if I'm honest, I expected this to happen much sooner..."
"Believe me, we were all thinking the same thing" - Anko answered while rolling her eyes - "But you know very well that Foxy-kun works slowly in developing all this, at least with the last girls..."
"But after that it's like a roller coaster" - added Tayuya while they all looked at her - "What?"
"What is a roller coaster?" - asked Kin as she looked at her fellow Ex-Otonin.
"I don't have the slightest idea, I just said it because it came out of my soul," responded Tayuya as she shrugged. "And now that I think about it, I've been thinking a lot of random things lately... I guess my geniality is starting to come out"
"Or maybe you're just confirming that you're a crazy bitch," responded Kin as she rolled her eyes.
"Oh, if there are only those two options, I'm sure the second option will be the right one," said Tsunade as the others nodded.
"Hey!" - exclaimed Tayuya in irritation as she grunted.
"I love this family" - said Temari with a small smile on her lips - "You never get bored with so many funny moments..."
"If it weren't for the fact that we have one of the greatest military powers in the world, I would think that this is a clan of comedians" - said Ino, not noticing that Kushina was looking at her with malice because she did not like the idea of outsiders denigrating the glorious Uzumaki clan to a mere circus.