The Legend of the Kyubi

" Let it be known that I warned you" - sighed the redhead as he approached the woman and stole her lips.     

"Hmph!" - Tsunade let out a low moan as she felt a great deal of information coming at her but what surprised her most, was to notice how the redhead in front of him had had sex not only with his three students but also with Anko, Orochimaru's student. The more the seconds passed, the more intoxicated she became with each session of pleasure they had had, to the point that she no longer cared to know the reason why the boy looked so strange.     

After a few minutes, Tsunade fell to the ground with uneven breathing as a great blush adorned her cheeks.     

"That is why I do not like to use this technique much and only use it when necessary," Kurama sighed. The technique he had used was based not only on the base of the Kage Bunshin, but also on the basic connection the Bijuu had to communicate with one another through contact.     

"Wow..." - Tsunade muttered as she slowly rose, only to stare at the ginger with passion. She could feel her heart pounding and her Uzumaki blood calling out to the redhead in front of her.     

"Did you get the information you wanted?" - Kurama asked, though he already knew the answer.     

"Y-Yes... though I was almost at the end... - sighed the woman as she tried to calm down, but it was difficult for her to do so.     

She hadn't had any intimate contact with a man since Dan died, and that was years ago, so the massive stimulus of watching a parade of unbridled passion was affecting her more than she realized.     

"I warned you... I knew this would happen," sighed the redhead. "Anyway, you better go back to your room and take an cold shower or you won't be able to calm down."     

"Ok..." - Senju nodded as she shook her head.     

Kurama also shook his head when he saw that the woman had left, although he could still smell her excitement - "I'd better not go near her for a while... she's not only receiving the stimulus of my memories, but also that of the blood resonance..."     

* * * * *     

The hours advanced and it was already time for lunch.     

The shinobis of Konoha had decided to gather in the dining room so that they could continue their conversation, though it was quite obvious to some that something strange was going on with Tsunade.     

"Tsunade-sama?" - Shizune asked in surprise as she looked up at her teacher.     

" It is nothing, Shizune..." - Tsunade replied as she tried to calm the feeling in her crotch.     

"Strange..." - Jiraiya muttered as he glanced narrowly at his ex-companion.     

"Do you need anything, Jiraiya?" - Tsunade asked with a scowl.     

"No... it's nothing" - denied the white-haired Sannin - "By the way... who is the little one?"     

"Buhi?" - The cute little piggy looked at the Sannin in confusion when she noticed that they were referring to her - "Buhi Buhi?"     

"And she seems to be smart," Pakura nodded.     

"She is Tonton, Tsunade-sama's pet," Shizune said with a smile as she lifted the little pig.     

"T-Tonton?" - said Jiraiya as he froze like Kurama.     

"Is there something wrong with that name?" - Pakura asked in surprise at the reaction of the two men.     

"Let's say we have certain... traumas with that name..." - said Jiraiya as he sighed with regret - "Although this is due to a book..."     

Tsunade and Shizune opened their eyes in surprise while the latter was sweating uncontrollably.     

"It's the complete opposite of what I write," said Jiraiya in terror.     

"If you write Smut... then are they romance books for women?" - asked Pakura with disdain.     

"I wasn't referring to the genre, but to the content," said Jiraiya as he trembled with fear. "You see, the author Tonton, he writes a book called Icha Reverse, a book that consists of..."     

"Of what?" - asked Pakura with even greater curiosity.     

"Gaki..." - said Jiraiya.     

"Sorry, Ero Sennin, you brought up the subject, so you finish it" - said Kurama. He didn't want to get into this subject, not when he too had accidentally read a bit of one of those books.     

"Shit... I'd better get this over quickly..." - sighed the Sannin - "Anyway, if I write Romance between a man and a woman, sometimes just a woman and a woman, Tonton writes... sex between two men..."     

"Huh?" - that was the only intelligent answer she could give when she heard this as Shizune shivered even more.     

"Sex between men, gay-sex, Boys Love, Yaoi, whatever you want to call it!" - roared the white-haired Sannin as he shivered from the traumas.     

"I-I see... but I still don't understand why you' re so scared," said Pakura as she shook her head.     

"Because for men with normal tastes, those books are as deadly as a kunai around the neck," said Kurama seriously.     

Tsunade glanced at her blushing apprentice, only to notice how uncomfortable she felt.     

"By the way... which one did you read?" - Jiraiya asked seriously.     

"Hashirama x Madara" - replied the redhead.     

"You're lucky... that was one of the first, so it's the least graphic" - said Jiraiya as he shook his head - "I accidentally read the book of Hiruzen x Danzo... since that day I can't see the old man like I used to..."     

Shizune could only look at the two men with a drop of sweat running down her neck. She never thought that the book she was writing was so dangerous, not when it was popular enough to support her and Tsunade in a stable way.     

"Although that's not the worst thing... because that doesn't compare to the fact that there's a book about Jiraiya x Orochimaru..." - said Jiraiya while clenching his teeth in fury - "I have traveled to all corners of the Elemental Nations looking for those books so that I can destroy them because they are a constant reminder of my trauma. So far I have managed to find almost everything, only two are missing... one that Biwako-sama has and the first printed edition that is in the hands of the Fire Daimyo's wife, as well as the manuscript..."     

Shizune was surprised again because she never thought she would be popular with two of Hi no Kuni's most powerful women.     

"The problem with all this, is that I have not yet discovered the author of that book to try to destroy the original manuscript" - sighed the white-haired Sannin as Tsunade looked at her student who was trying to get out of this uncomfortable place.     

"Tonton-sama!" - shouted a girl as she ran to Shizune with a book - "Here's the book you promised to autograph for me!"     

". . ." - An uncomfortable silence invaded the place as the girl looked around in surprise - "Did I say something wrong?"     

"Hehe... Hahaha!" - Jiraiya's laughter couldn't be more disturbing when he heard the girl's words - "I see... the author was under my nose all this time..."     

"J-J-Jiraiya-sama?!" - Shizune exclaimed in terror when she noticed the Sannin's look.     

"Shizune-chan~ I think it's time we talked about not using other people's public appearance in your books... but first..." - said Jiraiya as his gaze grew colder and colder - "GIVE ME THE MANUSCRIPT!"     

"KYAAAAAAAA~!" - shouted the Senju's assistant as she ran away in dread.     

"Don't run away, Shizune!" - roared Jiraiya as he ran after the girl - "I just want the manuscript so I can make it disappear forever!"     

". . ." - Kurama, Tsunade, Pakura and the girl, just watched as the two shinobis left the room at full speed.     

"I-I think I'd better come back later..." - said the girl uncomfortably, but not before handing the boy a little note - "I live in that direction, come see me if you want to know the city"     

"Hmm... I think I'll go check out the city" - said Pakura calmly but not before giving the redhead a look - "Remember what you promised"     

"I know, now I'll ask her" - said Kurama as he nodded.     

"What is it about?" - asked Tsunade with surprise and curiosity.     

"I'll tell you right away, give me a second" - answered the redheaded man as he went to the manager to inform him of a certain matter - "Ready, let's go"     

" Wh-Where?" - asked Tsunade as she blushed.     

"To talk, I still have some questions to ask you, as well as to hear if you are coming to Konoha or not," Kurama said as he walked to a room.     

". . ." - Tsunade frowned as she gazed at the reflection in the window. Was she no longer appealing?     

"Tsunade-san?" - Kurama asked.     

"I'm coming!" - the Senju woman exclaimed as she shook her head, "Okay, come on... I still have to see what kind of benefits you will give me so that I can make my decision"     

"Believe me, you'll love them" - smiled the redhead when he noticed how high the woman's body temperature was - "I have a wonderful mastery of 'language'"     

Tsunade blushed as she understood the double meaning of the boy's words, although she had to admit that after feeling the excitement again, she was waiting to see what they would do now that they were alone - "Wh-What about the others?"     

"I informed the manager that we would be busy negotiating in case they arrived soon" - answered Kurama - "That's why you don't have to worry"     

Tsunade nodded when she heard this, though her crotch got slightly wet from the excitement.