I'd like to but Foxy-kun crippled me
I'd like to but Foxy-kun crippled me
"Now I understand why Kushina-san was so happy lately..." - Anko muttered as she tried to get up, only to feel discomfort in her lower parts - ". . ."
"Is something wrong, Anko-chan?" - asked the redheaded man with concern.
"I can't feel my legs..." - replied the snake charmer - "I think we've overdone it..."
". . ." - Kurama only looked at her in surprise because a situation like this had never happened before. Kushina woke up feeling uncomfortable but she was fine after some rest while Mikoto was moving around as if nothing had happened, although after some thought he felt that everything made sense. Kushina was not only an Uzumaki but also the former Jinchuriki of the Kyubi no Yoko while Mikoto had only had two rounds, while Anko had been 'suffering' until 5 AM.
"What are you going to do now?" - asked the young redheaded man as he glanced at the woman.
"I don't have the slightest idea" - Anko replied, shrugging her shoulders - "Luckily I don't have to go to work today, but I'm sure I won't be able to recover for at least another two or three days.
"Shall I take you to the doctor?" - Kurama could only scratch his cheek when he noticed the look the beautiful purple-haired kunoichi was giving him.
"And what will I say when I get there?" - snorted the woman as she rolled her eyes - "Reason for the injury, having sex with a fucking sex machine that wouldn't let me rest for more than 8 hours"
"I didn't hear you complaining while that sex machine subdued you" - answered Kurama as he rolled his eyes as well.
"I asked you to let me rest more than once!" - shouted Anko in annoyance.
"And after a few seconds you were moaning at me not to stop" - Kurama snorted as he gave her a condescending look.
"Okay, I admit that did happen" - the snake charmer nodded - "but that doesn't change the fact that you almost left me in a wheelchair"
"Guilty on all counts" - nodded the red-haired man proudly.
". . ." - Anko just rolled her eyes at the boy.
"If you've stopped playing, you'd better get down to breakfast" - heard from outside the room as Kushina called them.
"I'd like to, but Foxy-kun crippled me" - Anko replied as she tried to move, only to feel even more uncomfortable.
"I warned you not to bite off more than you can chew" - said Kushina as she entered the room - "And don't say that it's all Kuro-chan's fault, you know very well that if you wanted to stop him, you'd only have to tell him to stop"
"I told him to stop but he wouldn't listen!" - exclaimed Anko.
"Is that what you wanted?" - Kushina asked seriously - "Remember that Kuro-chan can feel people's emotions"
"Okay, I didn't want him to stop... happy?" - Anko replied as she snorted at the beautiful redhead.
"I thought so" - the Uzumaki woman nodded - "If Kuro-chan was a sex machine, he wouldn't have let go of Mikoto-chan"
"Shouldn't we be going down to the dining room for breakfast?" - asked Kurama as he tried to change the subject.
"I'd like to..." - smiled Anko but his expression quickly changed to one of annoyance - "But I can't move my fucking legs!"
"Can't I just bring you breakfast in bed?" - asked Kurama as he rolled his eyes at the purple-haired kunoichi.
"Would you be so kind?" - the snake charmer smiled.
". . ." - the Uzumaki only shook their heads as they left the room to eat breakfast.
"Wait! I'm hungry after fucking like rabbits for more than 8 hours~!" - Anko shouted but the Uzumaki ignored her.
* * * * *
Breakfast passed quietly, though this time only Kurama and Kushina were in the dining room. Anko was having breakfast in bed while Kurenai said she would eat something later, though Kurama could not blame her, not when she had to listen to Anko's moaning for at least an hour before the privacy seal was activated.
"Come to think of it, I have to improve those seals a little bit because some of Anko's moans could still be heard" - Kushina said as she remembered what had happened yesterday - "I guess I'll have to work on them a little more."
"Were Anko-chan's moans still being heard?" - Kurama asked in surprise.
"I had to go take a cold shower at 4 a.m. because Anko's moan reminded me of what we've been doing lately" - Kushina responded seductively as she winked at the boy - "Let me tell you how much I had to resist the urge to enter Anko-chan's room and join you"
"We'd better change the subject" - sighed the young redhead - "Because I don't think I can resist for long the 'emotions' you're releasing"
"There are two of us" - sighed the Uzumaki woman. She had to admit that after tasting her first sex in years, her sexual appetite was uncontrollable. Whenever the two of them had time, she would take the boy and have a little encounter and sincerely enjoy it like never before. A relationship like the one she had with Kurama, was something she always wanted.
"Anyway, I better go train so that Kurenai-san can eat breakfast in peace" - the redheaded man muttered. He knew that after what happened last night, she would be much more uncomfortable in his presence.
Kushina only gave him a faint smile as he watched the boy rise from the table.
"I forget, I'm not coming to lunch because Hinata-chan invited me on a date" - said Kurama as he prepared to leave but was stopped by Kushina's hand - "Hinata-chan invited you on a date?!"
"I was surprised when I heard it too" - nodded the young Uzumaki.
"Wow... I have to admit that I thought it would take at least two or three more years..." - Kushina muttered as she shook her head.
"See you later, Kushi-chan" - the redheaded man smiled as he kissed the Uzumaki woman on the cheek.
"Good luck~" - smiled Kushina.
That said, he left the room, not realizing that Kurenai was watching him from her window with a blushing face.
* * * * *
The morning passed quickly and it was already 1 PM.
Kurama was taking a bath in the river because he would not have time to go home.
His training had been successful. He had finally managed to identify the advantages and disadvantages of tempering his body with different elements, and now all that was left was to train with everything he had.
"I knew I would find you in this place, Gaki" - said Zabuza as he appeared near the river.
"Do you need anything, little mermaid?" - asked Kurama as he rolled his eyes.
"Who are you calling a little mermaid, carrot head?!" - exclaimed the ex-Kirinin - "Ugh... we'd better not stray from the subject"
"What do you need?" - Kurama asked again.
"I was wondering if you had seen Haku..." - said Zabuza as he scratched his cheek - "Lately he's been going out without telling me where he's going, which is strange because he always talks to me about these things"
"Isn't he seeing someone?" - Kurama asked curiously.
"At first I thought so, but I quickly dismissed the idea" - denied Zabuza - "He had never shown any interest in women and you have seen his appearance..."
"Maybe he plays for the other team? - said Kurama as he began to think.
"Play for the other team?" - asked Zabuza - "What does that mean?"
"That maybe he likes men" - said Kurama calmly.
"Ha?!" - Zabuza never got that idea out of his head - "I don't think so..."
"As I said, it's a possibility but even if it's true, I don't find it too much of a problem" - Kurama just shrugged - "It's Haku's decision after all"
". . ." - Zabuza was silent for a few seconds while he nodded. Haku was like his son and if he liked men, he would have no choice but to support him.
"I will ask him" - having said that, Zabuza disappeared from the place.
"Should I have told him not to ask him directly?" - The redheaded man asked himself - "No... maybe this way he'll learn not to jump to conclusions with so little information"
Kurama was sure that there was more to all this, it was even possible that Haku had just gotten a hobby he did not want Zabuza to know about.
* * * * *
After finishing his shower, Kurama got dressed and walked towards Hyuga Residence. There were still a few minutes left but it was better to arrive earlier but to his surprise, when he arrived he saw how Hinata was waiting for him.
". . ." - Kurama only looked at her silently.
"I-I'm sorry! I-I couldn't help myself..." - Hinata said as she moved uncomfortably from the boy's gaze. She had been looking forward to this moment so she had been there for at least an hour.
"Now I feel bad for making you wait..." - mumbled the red-haired young man but quickly shook his head - "You look good in those clothes"
"T-Thank you..." - said Hinata. She was wearing a one-piece navy blue dress that settled her small figure, although her breasts could not be considered small for her age.
"Sakura would kill for them..." - Kurama thought as he shook his head.
Hinata felt the boy's gaze and her face lit up like a campfire.
"Ahem! Any place you wish to go?" - the redheaded man asked as he looked at the girl.
"N-No..." - denied the elder of the Hyuga sisters.
"Okay, then we'll go with my plan" - nodded the young Uzumaki - "But one question... our little Anbu Stalker Hanabi-chan... will she follow us?"
"NO!" - exclaimed Hanabi as she came out of hiding, only to realize what she had done - "Teehee~!"
". . ." - Kurama only rolled his eyes at the little girl.
"Ok, I admit that at first I was going to follow you but then I thought it was better for Onee-chan to enjoy her first date in peace" - said Hanabi as she looked away uncomfortably.
"Please, Kurama-kun, stop teasing Hanabi-chan like this" - said Hinata as she defended her Imouto.
"Ok... then let's go" - the redheaded man nodded as he took the girl by the hand.
"Etto... Kurama-san..." - said Hanabi as she looked at the young Uzumaki.
"What is it, Hanabi-chan?" - asked the redhead.
"I think you'd better release Onee-chan..." - replied the youngest of the Hyuga sisters.
"?" - Kurama gave him a confused look but understood what she was trying to say when he saw how Hinata's face was so red.
"Too late..." - Hanabi muttered as she shook her head.
". . ." - Kurama was surprised to see how Hinata had fainted standing up without knowing exactly what to do.
"Relax, Kurama-san" - said Hanabi while she watched her older sister - "She'll be as good as new in a few minutes, she just needs a few minutes to reboot her system"
"You really won't follow us?" - asked the red-haired boy when he saw that he could do nothing but wait.
"I won't!" - exclaimed Hanabi as she looked at the boy in annoyance.
* * * * *
After 10 minutes, Kurama left with Hinata. The poor girl had finally calmed down even though she still had a slight blush on her cheeks as she looked at the boy.
"I-I'm sorry you had to see something like that..." - Hinata muttered with embarrassment.
"Don't worry about it" - smiled the red-haired young man - "At least you didn't faint at the moment of contact like you did when we were younger"
"D-Don't remind me of those embarrassing moments!" - Hinata cried out as she covered her face. She was still ashamed of those memories where she had to be at least six feet away from others because of her shyness.
Kurama only laughed when he noticed his companion's face light up again.
* * * * *
The date was wonderful for Hinata. She could not believe that Kurama had remembered all the stores she had said were her favorites.
At this point, Kurama was taking her back home because it was already late but they were surprised when they saw a small silhouette on the door.
"I see you made it, Onee-chan" - said Hanabi who was waiting for them at the entrance.
". . ." - Hinata only blushed at her sister's words but still nodded weakly.
"Thank you for bringing her home, Kurama-san" - said Hanabi with a smile.
"It is the least I can do, Hinata's mother" - said Kurama with a joking tone.
"Thank you for everything, Kurama-kun" - said Hinata in a low voice as she kissed him on the cheek, only to run out into the house.
"I'll bet you 100 Ryo that Onee-chan passed out in the hall" - said Hanabi.
"I don't make bets that I know I'll lose" - snorted Kurama as the two entered the house, only to see that Hinata had fallen unconscious.
"I'd better take her to the medical room..." - Hanabi muttered as she took her older sister.
"Don't you want any help?" - asked the ginger.
"No need" - said Hanabi as he started to walk - "Goodbye, Kurama-san"
Kurama only shrugged and seeing that there was nothing more to be done, decided to return home.