The Legend of the Kyubi

A day had passed since the two had had sex and they were now preparing to return to Uzu, but for their bad luck, an unexpected guest appeared in front of them.     

"Clone? What are you doing here?" - asked Kurama when he saw one of his clones appear out of nowhere - "Wait, you are the clone that I send to Oni no Kuni..."     

"I'm sorry boss, but you have to know some things" - said the clone as he scratched his cheek.     

"I feel that this will be a pain in the ass, but please continue" - said Kurama with neutrality.     

"No, I think it's better if you see for yourself" - answered the clone with discomfort.     

"Just talk before I use that Jutsu" - said Kurama coolly. His bad feeling was growing as he saw the desperate expression of his other self.     

"I insist" - replied the clone seriously, only to open his eyes in surprise when he saw a second clone appear - ". . ."     

"I feel that I came at a bad time..." - said the second clone as he looked at his 'brother' and his original - "I guess I'll come back later"     

"Stay and tell me what the fuck you need" - said Kurama with a scowl, then looked at the first clone - "You too"     

". . ." - the two clones looked at each other, only to nod firmly. Without thinking twice, the two clones hit each other with all their might, and in the process, 'killed themselves' in the only way that was possible for them.     

". . ." - Kurama was silent for a few seconds as he analyzed all the memories he had received, only to open his eyes in surprise - "Fucking clones!"     

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"What was that?" - Mei asked in surprise because she had never seen the redhead act in such a severe manner.     

". . ." - Kurama did not answer her, he just kept silent as he continued to review his new memories, only to have his expression become worse and worse.     

"Kurama-kun..." - said Mei as she placed her hand on the young man, only to notice how he had finally reacted - "Are you all right?"     

"No, I'm not okay," replied Kurama as she shook her head - "Those fucking shitty clones did it this time..."     

"What happened? - asked Mei seriously as she frowned.     

"The first clone to appear was one I sent to Oni no Kuni a few months ago so I could make sure Akatsuki did not release a certain abomination that was sealed up in that place. - responded Kurama seriously.     

"Oni no Kuni? You mean the land commanded by that crazy girl?" - asked Mei as she raised an eyebrow. She had heard the rumors about the current Daimyo of Oni no Kuni, a girl of about 16 years old who also worked as the main priestess - "I ask you please to tell me that it is not what I think it is..."     

"I don't know what you think it is, but I'm sure it's much worse..." - Kurama answered seriously - "I am going to go straight to the point, during the stay of my clone in Oni no Kuni, some unexpected things happened, a group of men tried to free the demon, but they were defeated easily, at least until a group of White Zetsu appeared, making it clear that Akatsuki had something to do with all this. My clone fought those things, as well as the released demon, and they sealed it up again, the problem comes now..."     

"Sounds like a happy ending, what kind of trouble could come now that the demon was sealed up again?" - asked Mei as she raised an eyebrow.     

"The problem is this, the clone decided to stay so that he could make sure the seal would remain firm, but since he had nothing to do there, he decided to ask that crazy priestess what her hobbies were, which is a normal one... read..." - responded Kurama as his expression paled - "The problem is that she only had fantasy stories and little by little she began to 'evangelize' my clone to follow her in her fantasies..."     

". . ." - Mei immediately understood the reason for the redhead's expression, it was the same of a person who had a shameful past that was slowly coming to light, even she could hear the inner cries of shame that Kurama was trying to contain - "Oh... I see..."     

Kurama could hardly resist the urge to smash his head against the ground while remembering the poses and phrases that his clone had said with the crazy priestess - "What makes it worse, is that this crazy woman is going to Konoha to talk to Kakashi about a possible alliance between Konoha, Oni no Kuni and Uzu..."     

"Oh... that complicates things a bit, after all, she's going to come with the excuse of diplomacy..." - answered Mei as her lips trembled with laughter.     

"Yes... laugh at my problems" - answered Kurama while he rolled his eyes at the reddish-brown-haired woman - "Anyway, the problems don't end there..."     

"The second clone?" - asked Mei as she raised an eyebrow.     

"Exactly, that clone I left in Haru no Kuni, formerly known as Yuki no Kuni" - answered Kurama while he squinted - "I went there after leaving Kiri for the first time, what I never thought was that I would meet a group of shinobis with the ability to manipulate the ice attacking a group of civilians, so I did what any normal person would do"     

"Help them?" - asked Mei as she tilted her head.     

"No, leave because something told me they would be a lot of trouble in the future," replied Kurama neutrally.     

Mei only gave the redhead a blank stare because she didn't expect that response from a person who was practically known as a hero.     

"I have had so many problems with my actions of kindness, that I have managed to develop a sixth sense to detect these problems" - responded Kurama with neutrality - "Anyway, I was about to leave, when one of the men saw me and asked me for help, as expected, the hostile shinobis saw me and as they did not want to leave any witnesses, they attacked me first because it was obvious that I was a much greater threat than a group of civilians... the results were obvious..."     

Kurama had no need to explain more about what had happened because anyone with two fingers on their forehead would know about the fateful end of that group of enemy shinobis.     

"As I was saying, after saving that group, the leader thanked me and at the same time begged me to protect an actress," said Kurama as he sighed with regret. "She was the direct descendant of the Yuki no Kuni Daimyo and was being hunted by her uncle because he wanted to stay in power"     

"Oh... Typical cliché scenario of the princess in distress?" - asked Mei as the redheaded man nodded - "I see... go on..."     

"I refused at first, but after a while the man persisted, I accepted the job... we went to her village, we defeated her uncle, she became Daimyo..." - replied Kurama while looking at the woman with reddish brown hair - "She invited me to stay in her mansion to rest, she tried to get into my bed, she tried to put aphrodisiacs on my food, she even tried to get into the hot springs when I was relaxing... now that I think about it, you two could become good friends with how direct you are..."     

"You better continue..." - said Mei as she rolled her eyes.     

"Let's see... after that, I decided that I needed to continue with my journey, so I told her that I would leave Haru no Kuni with an unknown destination. She told me that she was still not safe because there might still be people who wished her dead, so she asked me to work as her bodyguard..." - replied Kurama as he shook his head.     

"And since you couldn't stay, you left one of your clones behind," said Mei as the redhead nodded.     

"Exactly, the problem is that it seems that my clones are rather stupid because they are easy to manipulate if you know how to attack them" - responded Kurama with a frown.     

"Kurama-kun, you're easy to manipulate too if you know how to do it," responded Mei as she gave him a blank look.     

Kurama tried to defend himself, but after thinking about it, he understood that the woman's words were true - "Ok, point taken... I guess I'll have to fix that detail or my enemies could use it...".     

"It's good that you accept your faults, Kurama-kun" - Mei nodded - "Now let me guess, she used the same tactic"     

"Exactly, she manipulated my clone to be her co-star in her last movie, the problem is that in that movie there was a sex scene... and before you say it, no, I didn't do anything with her... the problem is that..." - said Kurama as he sighed with regret.     

"I'll guess again, you saw her naked..." - replied Mei as she looked at the redhead who only nodded - "Really, Kurama-kun? Don't you know that for a female Daimyo, her purity is the most important thing?"